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FML

so as you can see it is hot. i mean it says 99, but in LA with the smog and dry heat it feels so hot that i have butt skittles*.

in other news, i walk into my local coffee shop to soak up some AC and free internet. upon walking in i see there is only one table left and three customers about to walk in. like in far and away, i stand up and say, "THIS IS MY TABLE!" more like ask politely to the lovely young lady, "are you going to be using this second table?" she responds with a blank stare, "yes."

i quickly observe that she has two tables, one for her food, one for her laptop... so to not cause a scene, i just accept the fact that i cannot get a table and then proceed to sit outside on the tables and work on what i have to work on.

result: i am sitting out here with butt skittles and sweaty hands, trying to do graphic design and work on propositions. i cannot use my mouse because i am at tables that have holes in it, my hands are soooo sweaty that they keep slipping off my mouse pad and feels like i am typing with a layer of water on the keyboard, and did i mention i have butt skittles?

you win fail whale, this time....

*definition in the comment section

i need one

i know i am late but if anyone has any contact on getting me one, please let me know!!! email me!!!

keep runnin' and runnin'

LET"S GET IT STARTED IN HERE!!!
so it is one of my very good friend's burfdays and we needed something to do out the ordinary. from dinner to a few drinks, to go kart racing!!! we headed out to the local k1 race track for some indoor racing to prove our alpha male status, i mean it is in our human/gender nature. upon arrival at the track, we bombard our hostesses with witty banter and random retardtedness of references to mario kart. after a few laughs, the game faces come on once the visors are down.

the three of us end up racing with a fourth who we were no match for (he was a regular and this guy posted top 5 of the best of the week.) so basic math, there were 4 of us, minus the wiener, 2nd place is actually the biggest ego booster.... the picture tells all!!!

there are discrepancies, because i won 2nd because i had the best lap time, but came in 3rd on the overall lap time..... IMO: who cares, the computer never lies!!!

fourf of july

with all the work piling up on my desk, my computer has been used for actual work instead of posting. sorry kids, but thats what daddy has to do to pay bills, wish i could just get paid to blog, *hint hint*.

but during the weekend i managed to escape to sunny san diego for some fun in the sun. the beach reminded me how not hot i am and no matter how many wise cracks i made, it still did nothing towards my physical appearance. the only thing that i managed to gain from the beach is burnt skin and the knowledge that my sweat smells like a vodka redbull.

also managed to cut of the afro! after i cut my hair, it turns out that i was the only one that thought it was cool. thanks for the honesty friends! (sarcasm is hard to portray in words.) remember kids: liars never make friends!!!

i miss my bianchi

damn i miss mine! check out the bianchi x adidas x solebox x hypebeast.

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heat and production correlation

as the temperature goes up, my production goes down. not good... felt like i was stuck in one day these past couple of days (like groundhog day.) must find something to break the cycle.